1) You pride yourself in being...
beautiful.
intelligent.
better than others.
... I don't know!

2) Someone pisses you off. You respond by...
replying with a witty insult.
fixing up your appearance.
running away and sulking.
beating the crap out of them.

3) How do you deal with anger?
I cry... a lot.
I take a luxurious bath to calm myself.
I complain and take it out on others.
I curl up and read a good book.

4) You spend most of your time thinking about...
your physical appearance.
your enemies.
how unfair and difficult life is!
school and education.

5) Your favorite season is _____ because...
Spring, it's the one season that's remotely close to being as good-looking as I am.
Summer, I can hide from the world for a few months.
Autumn, school is back in session!
Winter, I can throw ice-filled snowballs at strangers!

6) It's a Saturday night at the movies. You choose to...
throw popcorn at people you don't know.
watch a thought-provoking psychological thriller.
see a tearjerker.
frequently go to the washroom to freshen yourself up.

7) The idea of "fate" is...
absurd and illogical.
as beautiful as me!
stupid.
beautiful.

8) If you were to be paid a million dollars to run naked down a street, you would...
bare your beautiful body free of charge!
refuse vehemently, because such an act would be derogatory and demeaning!
say 'no' and take the money by force.
have a fit of tears, believing this offer to be a cruel joke.

9) The Murderous Pidgeot is...
in need of a makeover.
misunderstood.
so mean!
stupid!

10) How would you plea to the Murderous Pidgeot for your life?
I would tell him that I was too young and attractive to die!
I would thoroughly explain why said salvation would be good and said death be bad.
I would hit him over the head with a sledgehammer.
I would sob hysterically in desperation.